Well that was awkward.
chinchilln:

lickerish:

skyeatsmarvin:

I actually am eating a fried egg, right now.
It is delicious.

uhm chickens lay eggs without being fertilized….just saying

yeah, they’re more like chicken periods cause there aint no baby in there.

chinchilln:

lickerish:

skyeatsmarvin:

I actually am eating a fried egg, right now.

It is delicious.

uhm chickens lay eggs without being fertilized….just saying

yeah, they’re more like chicken periods cause there aint no baby in there.
  1. out-on-a-whim reblogged this from whatthecurtains
  2. sonhe reblogged this from shuraiya and added:
    So eating eggs is like eating … an abortion. So eat a chicken would be like … eating a human. So eating animals is kinda...
  3. bugbox reblogged this from shuraiya and added:
    Also, milk is modified sweat. DELICIOUS. In all seriousness, as a vegetarian, I get the, “BUT YOU EAT EGGS, ISN’T THAT...
  4. mildmannerednerd reblogged this from algebraicjake and added:
    I still want eggs, because the eggs we gather for consumption are unfertilized thus there was no possibility for
  5. algebraicjake reblogged this from shuraiya and added:
    chicken’s butt.
  6. nevereatdirt reblogged this from shuraiya and added:
    Eggs are a freaking delicious source of protein that I will eat forever. But if you want something that’s actually a...
  7. shuraiya reblogged this from casatoo and added:
    This reminds me of how I once overheard a girl in a high school bathroom saying how disgusting fruit is, because it’s...
  8. eternal8song reblogged this from pretendteatime and added:
    i know what i’m having for dinner tonight.
  9. dazzlingevilbitch reblogged this from casatoo and added:
    i wouldn’t want those burned eggs, but i’d still like some
  10. pretendteatime reblogged this from potatochowder and added:
    Actually, it just made me want to eat eggs more. Although, it makes me just a tad bit sad that I’m apparently committing...
  11. marionettapale reblogged this from casatoo and added:
    I love how they think insulting me will make me back their opinion. ;D Mm, now I want eggs. :3 Reminds me of Deanna...
  12. potatochowder reblogged this from casatoo and added:
    Henstruation. I lol’d.
  13. casatoo reblogged this from cyanadic-effect and added:
    :T Mmmmm…I think I’ll have some chicken periods for dinner tonight.
  14. cyanadic-effect reblogged this from noselfpreservation
  15. hello-i-am-not-a-pumpkin reblogged this from signel-chan
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  17. xhighalert reblogged this from dogslug and added:
    That’s fucking disgusting and repulsive. I don’t see how any of you guys can eat those Without adding seasoned salt,...
  18. masstadens-shadow reblogged this from eternal-golden-bro
  19. callummac reblogged this from rosswildishphotographer and added:
    That shit’s burnt. Cook it properly and I’ll eat that period/feotus all day long. Come at me bro!
  20. altera-nightside reblogged this from steveholtvstheuniverse and added:
    Gotta love having a couple of abortions in the morning with bacon and toast.
  21. drinkingmydreams reblogged this from kylebeans and added:
    things like henstraution are why i joined tumblr
  22. llamallamaredpajama reblogged this from into-the-great-wide-open and added:
    lumpy—cake—princess:
  23. drewsifstalin reblogged this from rosswildishphotographer and added:
    I’ll still eat eggs. suck a billion dicks.
  24. rosswildishphotographer reblogged this from into-the-great-wide-open and added:
    lumpy—cake—princess:...I’d eat an abortion. Your move chicken lover.
  25. red-beans reblogged this from the-plaid-velociraptor and added:
    All i have to say to that is NOM NOM MOTHER-FUCKING NOM! =D
  26. inflatedmoose reblogged this from the-plaid-velociraptor
  27. the-plaid-velociraptor reblogged this from into-the-great-wide-open and added:
    lumpy—cake—princess:
  28. into-the-great-wide-open reblogged this from emperorofnerds and added:
    Guys what’s a feotus tho~
  29. legendaryguardian reblogged this from tokidokifish and added:
    i think the calorie part got me. I was like, “oh shit so many calories what shall ever I do I must repent - oh there’s...
  30. lokiface reblogged this from mashiankrekku and added:
    i will just leave the tags as they were if you’re after a tl;dr, there you go
  31. twophoenixfeathers reblogged this from eiuora and added:
    Stupid wannabe vegetarians putting real vegetarians to shame.
  32. chazaq reblogged this from eiuora and added:
    now that i found out it’s not an aborted egg i don’t think i want it anymore ;(
  33. hellowhale reblogged this from eiuora and added:
    SAME i make the most delicious over easy eggs and omg when you don’t break the yolk before you eat it and you put the...